callmedaddy-42:

maraca-owl:

bodyglitter:

i love this girl KEJSKDJSK

You forgot the best one!

This is Beebinch!!! She’s on Instagram twitter and tiktok and she does incredible work. Give her a follow you won’t regret it

Seriously y’all she’s got some stellar cosplay going on

capstellium:

capstellium:

male anger is so….. disgusting……

like stop throwing shit and slamming doors and just go to therapy….. it’s not cute to make women around you afraid bc you’re mad about something……

kougie:

youre a mean one

mister

empirefarts:

lumpawaroospaceprincess:

fergzillar:

Some dude: Hey bro you got the time?

Me: Yeah it’s fuckinuuuuuh [pulls a cat out of the inside of my jacket and looks it dead in the eyes] about 6pm

Context:

I thought this was some shitpost and I just accepted it

joulejay:

this is uber. am outside

marisatomay:

I regret all of the years I pretended to not like the color pink or girls

kingkrookodile:

i was speaking to a customer in Japanese once at work and my coworker overheard me and later in the break room he said to our other coworkers “man Andrew was over there speakin Naruto”

dankmemeuniversity:

artemistheartist:

impulsebyimpulse:

chubbinafatzarelli:

this is the single saddest thing I’ve ever seen on cutthroat kitchen

The contestant didn’t speak English as a first language
Due to this the judge didn’t judge his dish as biscuits and gravy but as brisket and gravy and the contestant moved onto the next round
After this Alton started explaining the dish he was asking them to make more in detail to make sure it didn’t happen again.

THE CORRECT WAY TO REACT TO LANGUAGE MISCOMMUNICATION

destinymoonart:

WOW QUEEN